BMRS - May Show- No. 5 - (Finally)

First and foremost …
An Apology
Due to unforeseen circumstances (Barbour’s Maw n Da’ having a wee argument over a lawnmower, resulting in them staying in on a Saturday afternoon and therefore not letting Barbour record the show in peace) the show had been delayed. Let’s hope there are no other domestic incidents as Barbour is very dependent on his parents and will starve to death without their support. We would also like to apologise for no longer using He-Man aliases in the credits as we are beginning to run out of them. We have switched to baddies from GI Joe in the meantime.
Credits

Andrew “Cobra Commander” Cattigan
Audio Wizardy and creator of the mp3 file which you download

Scott “Serprentor” Barbour
Begs bands for tunes on myspace, records audio snippets on a dodgy microphone and then gives the tunes and the banter to Cattigan on a disk to “fix”.
On this month’s show …

A Misuse Of Rage
Track Name: “My Favourite Enemy”
http://www.myspace.com/amisuseofrage
From Tilbury/Essex come this 4 piece of modern metal merchants

Abraxas
Track Name: “Midnight Society
http://www.myspace.com/abraxasmusic
Glaswegian thrash metal “for short people” – Absolutely excellent stuff

Ad Infinitum
Track Name: “The Mighty Warrior”
http://www.myspace.com/adinfinitumscotland
An epic journey of jolliness


Boltdown
Track Name: “Deadlock”
http://www.myspace.com/boltdown
Newcastle Upon Tyne’s metal monsters describe themselves as “metal as fuck” for a reason
Circle Of Tyrants
Track Name: “Spearhead Assault”
http://www.myspace.com/circleoftyrantsthrash
Glaswegian “War Thrash” superheroes who have come to rape paedos! Was maybe slightly critical of them on the podcast but that’s awrite they’re ma pals!

Countervela
Track Name: “Fugit (Sample)”
http://www.myspace.com/countervela
Prog/Experimental metal from Derry

Fetal Limb Amputation
Track Name: “17 Facial Stabwounds”
http://www.myspace.com/fetallimbamputation
Aryshire Grind, it will take you longer to read this description than listen to their track

M.O.S.H. (Monsters Of Sexual Harmony)
Track Name: “The Hamburglar”
http://www.petitiononline.com/mosh2007
Glasgow’s comedic thrash metallers called it a day far too early in my view, sign the petition and help bring them back!

No Consequence
Track Name: “The Horizon’s Burnt”
http://www.myspace.com/noconsequence
A quality metal track but there’s also a big beatdown there if your looking for aerobic exercise!

Novella
Track Name: “What Becomes Of You”
http://www.myspace.com/novellaoldskool
Baws Oot, epic, “old skool” metal from lucky Larkhall’s Novella

Scar My Eyes
Track Name: “Cont(r)Addiction”
http://www.myspace.com/scarmyeyes
Hertfordshire’s Scar My Eyes are brunt and brutal – Bang On!

Soma
Track Name: “Reborn”
http://www.myspace.com/soundsofsoma
Catchy classic rock/metal

Thor
Track Name: “I Am Your Demon”
http://www.myspace.com/thoruk
The God of Thunder has personally approved the Manchester band’s name!

Waking Theo
Track Name: “Shadow Of Doubt”
http://www.myspace.com/wakingtheo
Self Described as "More mischief than Benny Hill on Pro Plus!"

BMRS - April (Show 4)

CREDITS
Scott "Mer-Man" Barbour
Banter and Spammer of Myspace
Andolo "Kobra Kahn" Cattiganos - The Evil Mexican Cousin Of Cattigan
All The Audio Wizardy and Putting up With Barbour's uncharismatic voice
CARPATHIA
Track Name: "Disconnect"
Coventry's Prog/Black/Thrash Merchants
http://www.myspace.com/carpathiametal
CERTAIN DEATH
Track Name: "Go Fuck Your Scene"
Raw, Real Punklike stuff featuring personnel from The Exploited
http://www.myspace.com/certaindeath
CRUSADES
Track Name: "Kingdom of Ruins"
From The Most Metal Place On The Fucking Planet "Basingstoke"
http://www.myspace.com/crusades
DEAD TO SIN
Track Name: "Thoughtless Warlords"
Catchy Death Metal From Lancaster
http://www.myspace.com/deadtosin
DELIMSERGE
Track Name: "Sacrifice"
Tomfollery From Perth!
http://www.myspace.com/delimserge
EL CHUPACABRAS
Track Name: "When I Was A Jackal"
Epic Glaswegian Doom
http://www.myspace.com/secretboundbyfire
HEATHEN FORAY
Track Name: "A Summer's Tale"
Fancy Folk Metal From The Mythical Town Of Hall
http://www.myspace.com/heathenforay
IN ETERNUM
Track Name: "I, The Final Sunset"
Chesham Prog Malarky
http://www.myspace.com/ineternumuk
INFOBIA
Track Name: "Believe In Me"
1st Band To Be Cursed By Barbour's Metal Radio Show
Split Up Yesterday Will Reform With New Line-Up And Name Soon!
NAILS OF CHRIST
Track Name: "Darkness Falls"
Carnage Caused By The Crossover Kings Of The North East
http://www.myspace.com/nailsofchrist
OBSIDIAN
Track Name "Craft Knife Suicide"
Leicester Brutality!
http://www.myspace.com/obsidiannoise
PARAFFIN
Track Name: "Odium Of Arrogance"
Old School Heavy Metal From Balloch
http://www.myspace.com/paraffin
SCALD
Track Name: "Vanishing Point"
The 1st Band From Northern Ireland To Appear On The Show!
http://www.myspace.com/scald
STINKWEED
Track Name: "Drowned Out"
This Band Sound Like The Bastard Son Of Devin Townsend - Enjoy!
http://www.myspace.com/stinkweedband
UK HATE GRIND
Track Name: "Stickybackspastic"
2 Guys By The Names Of Merv & Chuck With Far Too Much Spare Time
http://www.myspace.com/ukhategrind
Also the standard competition you have the chance to win 2 tickets to Open Gate Promotions' 1st gig featuring Achren and Embolism on 30 April at the Soundhaus, Glasgow. Don't be shy give it a try. Send me a joke through the myspace...
myspace.com/bmrs
or in an e-mail ...
barbour@mail2scott.com

BMRS - March 2007

Credits
Scott "Trap-Jaw" Barbour - Unusual rantings and utterances, also hounds bands via myspace and picks the tunes
Andy "Tri-Klops" Cattigan - The unlucky guy that puts all Barbour's pish together and merges them with the tunes to make some sort of show
Achren
http://www.myspace.com/achrenmetal
Fast Aggressive Black Thrash Metal from Glasgow - Quite Braw!!!
Amok
http://www.myspace.com/amokscotland
Exciting Thrash Metal From Glasgow
And Shadows Shall Remain
http://www.myspace.com/andshadowsshallremain
Melodic Thrash Metal with ocassional clean Vocals from Glasgow
Battleheart
http://www.myspace.com/battleheartofficial
Quality Pirate Metal From Perth
Blob
http://www.myspace.com/blobmusic (In A Bad Way, Could Do with Being Updated)
Grindcore loonies from Glasgow that support Celtic
Dawn of Chaos
http://www.myspace.com/dawnofchaosmetal
This naughty Hartlepool groovy death metal band claim to be "The best thing To come out the North East Since Venom"
Eyeful Of I
http://www.myspace.com/eyefulofi
Metal madness from Manchester!
Encrusted Lovepump
http://www.myspace.com/encrusted
Absolute 100% Nonsense
Kill All Celebrities
http://www.myspace.com/killallcelebrities
Beatdown Ladel Metal From Dundee - Listen out For their track "Why didn't Kylie Just Die Of Cancer)
Kolossal Kaos
http://www.myspace.com/kolossalkaos
Cheeky Catchy Metal
LSD
http://www.myspace.com/lsdmusic
Glasgow Stoner Rock
Madman Is Absolute
http://www.madmanisabsolute.com
Yet More Glasgow Brutality
Reaper Of Hate
http://www.myspace.com/reaperofhate
Keyboard Ridden "Happy" Metal from Glasgow
Throne Of Stone
http://www.myspace.com/throneofstone
Blackened Death Metal From Wigan/Nottingham Area
Vomicide
http://www.myspace.com/vomicide
Epic Progressive Black Metal From The North East Of England
+ the standard tell Barbour a joke competition either messaging him via Myspace (myspace.com/bmrs) or via e-mail (barbour@mail2scott.com) and you can win yourself a well produced and presented Achren Demo as well as a set of darts which come in a pouch which is only sgned by the World's number 1 dart's player Martin Adams
in short this podcast is more or less 80 minutes worth of metal and metal related nonsense.
Enjoy!!!!!

BMRS Epiosde 2 (Feb. 07)

Credits
Andy "Beastman" Cattigan (Katygen) - Puts The Show Together and puts the Special in Special Needs
Scott "Million Dollar Man" Barbour - Fat prick wae too much spare time who picks the tunes n talks shite!
The 2nd Show features the following bands (in alphabetical order NOT playlist order)
15 Times Dead
Paisley's "Godfather's of Girth Metal" Bring You Their Thrasy Goodness - website: http://www.15timesdead.com/ - Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/15timesdead
Argonath
Glasgow's pioneers of Warrior Metal are currently in search of a new frontman - website: DEAD (they used to have a glorious cjb.net site!) - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/argonathclan
Attica Rage
Old School NWOBHM From Glasgow - Website: www.atticarage.com - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/atticarage
Bonesaw
Even Aberdeen Has Decent Death Metal - website: bonesaw.tk - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/bonesawuk
Chao:sphere
Industrial Brutality From Glasgow's Chaosphere - website: www.chaosphere.co.uk (currently down) - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thesphere
Embolism
Glasgow's child molesting death metallers- website: NONE - myspace: www.myspace.com/embolismscotland
Hellhouse
Scotland's Hellhouse bring you their "pumping" sound! - Website: http://hellhouse.co.uk/ (currently down) - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thehellhouse
Mutant
London's Thrash Metal Titans - website: NONE - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/mutantmetal
Nebukadnezza
Grindcore Nutters more Than Worthy Of their Brujeria Support Slot - website: nebukadnezza.com - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/nebukadnezza
Plague
Mad Death Metal come Grindcore from Weymouth - website: plague1.com (currently down) - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/plagueuk
Snakebite
London's most agressive "Southern Rock" band ever!!!! - website: 4qradio.com/snakebite - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/snakebiteuk
Speedtheory
Terrorzer's 2nd Best Unsigned Uk Act of 2006, Wolverhampton's Speedtheory continue to destroy in 2007! - website: speedtheory.co.uk - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/speedtheory
Torquewench
"The only decent thing to have anything to do with Cumbernauld!" - website: torquewrenchtheband.com - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/torquewrench
Uncerta
Sunderland's Uncerta briging you their catchy but yet oh so brutal metal!! - website: None (how bizarre in this modern world of geocities accounts and free redirectory services!) - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/uncerta
Visceral Deity
Another lovely Death Metal outfit coming out of Glasgow's Beezer of a Metal Scene - NO WEBSITE - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/visceraldeity
Zero
Sunderland's mighty catchy thrashers and their meaty track "Line Up, Shoot, Execute" - website: whiskymetalandsex.com - myspace: http://www.myspace.com/whiskymetalandsex
I have also tried my best to promote the Upcoming Massacre/Sin night happening at the Glasgow Soundhaus on Friday 9 February featuring 4 of these bands (Bonesaw, Hellhouse, 15 Times Dead and Zero) there is also a competition to win 2 free tickets for this gig!
Competition closes on Wednesday 7 February (which I may or may not have mentioned on the show)